Thigpen pops up from the hole in the floor.
Woj says, "Thiggy wiggy wassa piggy"
Woj says, "ate and ate till he got biggy"
Woj says, "couldn't resist even a figgy"
Woj says, "till he got thrown in the briggy"
Woj says, "where he couldn't hear Danziggy"
Woj says, "and they made him skate and diggy"
Woj says, "in amongst the gross earwiggy"
Woj says, "(not the nicest ever giggy!)"
Woj says, "and his jailors danced a jiggy"
Woj says, "(one played by Walter Koeniggy)"
Woj says, "Poor Thigpen broke: not one pfenniggy.""
Woj says, "Couldn't buy beer; not any swiggy!"
Woj says, "Had to work on math (yuk triggy)"
Woj says, "All of this because poor Thiggy"
Woj says, "couldn't help but be a piggy!"
Woj says, "TA DA!"
Woj bows.
Many thanks due to /usr/dict/words.