(Shane's note:  These are from the inside of the Wiggle cassette insert,
		which has no formatting, so neither does this page.)

Hanging Around
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I walked around alone last night and tried to look at people like I did back 
then I kinda wanted to just hang out remind myself what it was all about
again everything I thought I'd shattered and leftlaying there that didn't
matter every now and then comes back to my eyes moving in a new direction I
know if you're not getting better you're getting worse but watching everybody
elses it's getting harder to remind myself of what I've learned relying on 
another lame religion to validate our arrogant traditions and any day we're
gonna wonder why we've been left behind this girl came up to me and said I
think my teacher used to go to school with you and she was right and if for
just a second I take off those coloured glasses I can see it might just be a
waste of time and I don't know everyday that passes it gets easier to walk off
and it seems alright and everyday another person I used to call my friend just
disappears from sight now I see that I'm all alone just like I always was from
the beginning and I think maybe that's the reason I'm not hanging around I see
your face and wonder where you'll be in five years from now and what it really
means to you inside I can't explain the reasons why I can't hang out and bide 
my time it just keeps going on and on and on and on and on and I don't know.

I'm Not in Love
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Attention losers where's your girlfriend you're no fun with all that dandruff 
for the last time this is your brain on rejection get the picture I'm not in
love geeling thirsty feeling dirty maybe your hands are in your pants now
wanna try it go on and smile at the tasty girl in the douche commercial.

One Step Beyond
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It seems to me you shut out anything that might confuse the warped and twisted
visions of the narrow little paths you choose we're all potential converts in 
your eyesI think instead you need to take one step beyond cause right now
you're just standing on my head I swore a million times I'd never play this
game with you so don't act all offended when I tell you what I think of you
you mouth the party line you learned from all your newfound friends you tell
me that your feet are on the ground but now you're standing on my head another
gang of whitebread privileged kids is all I see I wonder if you really think
that all your rules spell anarchy react and call it revolution you're stuck
in the first step so don't pretend to be my friend when all you're doing is
standing on my head.

I Was a High School Psychopath
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I really hated high school it was such a drag everytime I walked the halls the
kids would call me a fag I didn't care for physical ed and I didn't care for
history I wanted to blow up my high school and take my G.E.D. I was a high
school psychopath I needed therapy I was a high school psychopath with an
overload of energy there was a teenage wasteland in my brain from staying
after school I didn't wanna pledge allegiance because I thought it was so 
uncool each and everybody hated me they thought I was such a jerk with my 
leather jacket my ripped blue jeans and my Ramones t-shirt.

Crying in my Beer
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What will it take to make you happy what will it take to stop your whining
what will it take to make you amscray what will it take to stop your crying I
know that you've been so bored since the Circle K closed down so if it makes
you feel a little bit better just picture me crying crying in my beer I've 
got a feeling you've been damaged I think you've got way too much time on your
hands I throw away your stupid letters like Marge Whipple you don't get it if
you were a TV show baby you would've been cancelled due to declining
viewership recycled plots and bad acting crying in my beer it's pointless to 
wonder what life would be like with you and me cause me minus you equals one 
less little parasite less I'm crying in my beer.

Slomotion
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Take stock of the situation assess the complications that arise from our half
truths the stage in this case is just a tool to make it possible for you to
justify your blighted worldview I've got an answer if we don't need it we
don't take it the scam's transparency is we get older and we feel like we are
missing something we wonder why our plans don't work when we won't take a
stand we slink away like frightened rats I've got the answer if we don't need
it we don't take it we wanna build a perfect world somehow but the exciting
prizes  just out of our reach have slowed us down.

Like a Parasite
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Like a parasite I wanna crawl all over you like a parasite think of all the
cool things we could do like a parasite I wanna crawl all over you like a
parasite I wanna lick you head to toe like a parasite come now it's only me
and you like a parasite I wanna crawl all over you I can tell by the way
you're looking at me we'll be together tonight like a parasite like a leech
like a parasite I wanna be your Siamese twin like a parasite I'll worm inside
you underneath your skin like a parasite I wanna crawl on you again like a 
parasite I wanna lick you head to toe like a parasite let's hang out it's only
me and you like a parasite I wanna crawl all over you likea germ or a virus
we can stay up sweating and rolling all night like a parasite like a leech.

Joanie Loves Johnny
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Let's go to Milwaukee say hi to Mr. C. Fonzie Potsi Richie too Ralph's at
Arnold's sniffing glue Joanie loves Johnny Joanie and Johnny kiss Chachi is 
getting pissed these aren't very happy days cause nobody's getting laid Joanie
loves Johnny now Jenny Piccolo works at a peepshow Pinkie Tuscadero's stewed
Fonzie's all fucked up on 'ludes Joanie loves Johnny Joan and John got tattoos
now they're going to inspiration point that's where we're all shoting heroin
Joanie loves Johnny.

Second Floor East
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She falls asleep the same way every night she dreams of new worlds in the TV
light she's lonely she's tired she's lonely she's crying it makes her feel
like something's going on it makes her feel like people are around to tell her
she's alright to keep out the night she wonders why she feels this way she 
wonders if she'll everbe okay there's nothing she can laugh about no anthem
for a new tomorrow cut off a long time ago now no one wants to hear about it
she thinks about how everybody smiles but no one ever seems to have the time
to ever stop and try to think to ever crack a little bit she knows that 
someday things are gonna change things will get a little better but it just 
seems like every dayit slips a little more and fades it should feel good to be
alive the world keeps dropping back but she's still trying she leaves the TV
on at night so she won't have to keep on crawling back inside herself.

Automatic Rejector
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He had a big mouth he didn't know when to stop he said "maybe we'll see some
action tonight from that bitch" but he was wrong she's the Automatic Rejector
he came up behind her and started grabbing her tits see his hands and his
mouth pulled the same kind of shit and when she pulled out her gun she said
"why don't you suck on this" she's the Automatic Rejector.

Jeannie's Got a Problem With Her Uterus
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Jeannie's having problems with her ovaries she's got trouble with her tubes if
you go past her vagina and her cervix you will find a completely empty room 
cause Jeannie's got a problem with her uterus her uterus is useless her 
physician has injected fluids in her private parts but she just won't believe
that the efforts to eradicate her female trouble will cause her conceive no 
simple yeast or bladder infection could compare to the pain that Jeannie's
going through this year her husband's sperm was studied and swiftly passed the
test now Jeannie's operation must commence artificial insemination can't 
fertilize poor jeannie's rotten eggs Jeannie isn't ovulating even though she
took all the proper pills Jeannie wants a baby but she cannot pay the 
gigantic doctor's bills.

Sad Little Girl
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Your smiley face is out of order today everything's wrong and you can't shut
it off just stop resisting you'll never change anything start sharpening your
claws don't try to live the way that you want cause it's a lost cause the 
time goes by so slow there's nothing to do except claw at yourself just try to
find a way to make it through fifty more years without screaming all the way
the one solution is to stop thinking at all rip out your brain and sew up your
mouth cause things never work out for you and they never will.

It's All in My Head
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Everywhere I went today four walls kept following me around laughing quietly
threatening to break down and leave me curled up screaming I watch them cackle
like baboons and smell the stench of their perfume they've single-handedly
stopped evolution it's all in my head and it's gonna stay that way I gag as I
force down this spoiled version of the facts of life I cram my square head in
the round holes but it's pointless trying I wish that I could make my mind 
accept the lies that keep those blobs of human meat alive I know I can't and
I wonder who was around with a shovel when we paved these roads that don't go
anywhere standing around while the wires jumped and burned with a where's my
paycheck look on their faces keep it around so you feel a little safer when
you drag your fat ass to bed at night keep it going around keep the rotten
foundation of you rcheap little lives from caving in it's all in my head it 
better stay that way.