Note: The lyrics are pretty tough to read, so there may be a couple of errors...
One Evening ----------- One evening of peurial freeze An eventide of hooch He'd always say "That pick me up Done knocked me down." Soakin' in the dark Drugged him to a desparate day That dirty girl led him drunk away And then his date from the night before Came up with the sun Bad days had been But not like this Lost in a daze Nothing bad or good (???) And then his date from the night before Came up with the sun This time he had a better idea This time he had a clue He had a precedent this time This time he knew what to do That dirty girl led him drunk away And left him in the sewer It was right there at that ??? time He knew he should never have screwed her. S.D.B.J ------- Lying around Like some Goddamn walrus You make me Sick to my stomach The smell in here Hangs like a killer Hangs like a dead man And I can't take another day Sick Drunk Blow Job The smell in here Hangs like a killer Hangs like a dead man And I can't take another day Some kind of bra-wearin'-hairy-fish Droolin' into your dick. My Own Urine ------------ The dry air holds a distinct Fascination For those who are unfamiliar For those who are unfamiliar With any other way of living And I Can't see by their eyes Can't see by your eyes Can't see by your eyes But I can't see I can't see By My Eyes I remember The morning I awoke I remember - but not very well Marinating in a pool A puddle of blood And urine My own urine Someone else's blood My own urine Someone else's blood And I Can't see by their eyes Can't see by your eyes Can't see by your eyes But I can't see I can't see By My Eyes That lady - so ugly She looks like Dracula If You Had Lips --------------- Hey shitmouth I love you Hey shitmouth I love you A number of years Have passed between our Legs Taste your buttery muffin Hey shitmouth I've never known anyone who bent so much to me I never I've never known anyone who bent so much to me I never When you smile I can smell your breath I see the shit On your teeth Man, I'd love to catch ya If you had lips I'd kiss ya I pray the lord to curse ya Hey shitmouth I love you Will you bury me? Ancient man - he needed it Ancient man - he had it Man, I'd love to catch ya If you had lips I'd kiss ya I pray the lord to curse ya Will ya bury me? Will ya bury me? Will ya bury me? 7 vs. 8 ------- What do we owe this extreme pleasure to? Your presence is so very appreciated Let us now drop to our knees in praise And lick from between the toes of your feet May we rest With the weight of your fresh steamin' shit On our backs On our backs On our backs And lick from between the toes of your feet Asking forgiveness For things we do naturally Lead us to the river And pollute us Bleed on and dilute us Until we are clean and dry (How can your love be repaid?) Lick, etc. Pastoral -------- Your life is gone Your youth is over Years of cheer Reduced to this A crumbling mass On a September morn' Your blood flows by Like a meandering stream Bubbling Gurgling Brook-like Baking in the midday sun Hard on the outside Soft on the inside (That's a nice contrast) I saw you there Sioux City bound In a cornfield I saw you there Stinking Waxeater -------- Harry's old man has been away But now he's back - got home today It brings me down to see him here Peculiar guy, he's kinda queer. Harry's mom is really pissed She can't recall when last they kissed She knows he's weird - what's he been doin' Men and women he's been screwin'. Harry knew something should be done Harry knew something should be done Harry knew something should be done Harry knew and Harry did it. Weeks ago right after school Harry found dad nude in the pool. The maid was there giving him head And Harry wanted to see him dead. Harry's dad's a fuckin' ass and... Fuckin' ass waxeatin' bastard. Always mean and always plastered. Harry hates that kind of shit, But Harry knows what dad'll get. Harry's dad fucks dogs and cats And Harry's dad fucks this and that And Harry's dad fucked Harry's brother But Harry's dad won't fuck Harry's mother Good Thing ---------- When you take of your dress The whole world smiles And it's a joyous occasion, baby When you take off your shirt When you take off your stockings Flower blossoms and bird sings Commonplace is paradise When you take off your panties It just so happens I'm talking about the one and only Good thing. And when you're completely naked All is wonderous and good No more hunger or fighting When we're doing the good thing. (None Other Than) Killer McHann ------------------------------- He lamped up the room and then couched it Feeling no fear from the day He'd carred for a long time to get here And he was brained No lazy eye bagging but sorely No morsel of spunk had he left Who was he drained Some knocks on the door came a-poundin' He wanted not to answer but should So ahead his fat feet 'cross the floor there To where he stood And the fuck that rapped on his inlet None other than killer McHann And that's not good. No lazy eye bagging but sorely No morsel of spunk had he left Who was he drained Some knocks on the door came a-poundin' He wanted not to answer but should So ahead his fat feet 'cross the floor there To where he stood And the fuck that rapped on his inlet None other than killer McHann And that's not good. Scared of that man Scared of that man Scared of that man Scared of that man.