This is a bunch of different parodies.

        The first two are parodies of part of a song by Allan Sherman, "Schticks
of one, half a dozen of the other."  They come from several different
folk songs which I don't remember ever hearing.

        The next one is a parody of christmas music... You can probably guess
which ones.

Billy Gates

Oh what have you done Billy Gates, Billy Gates
Oh what have you done, charming Billy.
You've taken every cent from computer users then,
You spent it on advertising,
Which is silly.


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Software Shoppin'

When you go software shopping in the mall,
Don't buy Win95
Don't buy Win95
Don't buy Win95

I repeat what I just said before
Don't buy Win95
Don't buy Win95

Oh buy a Macintosh if you MUST
OS/2 Warp you can trust
And DOS puts you in orbit A-OK

But that big hunk of code was first
Supposed to be released June first
But was pushed back to August 23rd
So when you go software shopping in the mall

Don't buy Win95
Don't buy Win95
Don't buy Win95

It'll make your hard drives awful small

Don't buy Win95
Don't buy Win95


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Christmas Song

Over the city, and through the hoods, to grandmother's house we go.
The Jimmy knows the way, to follow Aunt Mae
Through the Black, and dirty snow oh


Jingle bells, Jingle bells, jingle all the way
Turn the radio to the game, so we don't miss the next play, eh...
Jingle bells, Jingle bells, jingle all the way
Aren't you glad you don't have a convertible today, hey...

He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake
Big Brother has been Watching You, and every move you make...

Christmas is coming, my wallets getting thin,
Please put a penny in commercialism...