Quote With All The Power of W.W.I.V.

             Sung to "Colors of the Wind" (Pocahontas)

               Music by Alan Menken
               (Copyright (C) 1995 Wonderland Music
               Company, Inc.(BMI) Walt Disney Music Company (ASCAP)

               Parody Lyrics by Jason Caminiti


We think you are really pathetic
And we've tried to show you many times before!
But still I cannot see
If you claim your IQ is 260
How can there be so much that you don't know?
You don't know

You think you own whatever board you post on
The net is just a dead thing you can maim
But I know ev'ry function, code, and feature
Has a writer, algorithm, has a name...

You think that only chatters are real people
And that door and file leeches are people too
But if you read the docs on the quoter
You'll learn things you never knew you never knew

Have you ever used a color scheme save blue on blue?
Or asked the SysOp if he really cared
Can you sing with all the if-thens in the source code
Can you quote with all the power of WWIV
Can you quote with all the power of WWIV

Come run the hidden menu options of the program
Come read the spelling erred docs, for what their worth
Come recompile a new source code
And for once, never worry it will crash

The quoter and the network are your brothers
The (N)ewscan and (W)ith Regards are your friends
And we are all connected to each other
In a do-loop in a repeat-until that never ends!

How large can the userrec grow?
If you cut it down, then you'll never know!
And you'll never get over using, Blue on Blue
For whether we are posters, or file leeches
We need to sing with all the if-thens in the source code
Need to quote with all the power of WWIV
You can post your best and still
All you'll post is swill until
You can quote with all the powers of WWIV!


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