Give Peas a Chance

Original music and lyrics by John Lennon & Paul McCartney

Parody lyrics by Jason Caminiti
        Copyright (C) 1995 ROTFLOL

Two, one two three four
Ev'rybody's talking about
Lettuce, Potatoes, String beans, Cabbage,
Tomatoes and Salads
Low-fat, low-cal, low, low, low

All we are saying is give peas a chance
All we are saying is give peas a chance

C'mon
Ev'rybody's talking about cranberry,
onions, peach, plums,
and carrots, Bananas, egg plants
olives and peppers, kiwis, and kiwis
All we are saying is give peas a chance
All we are saying is give peas a chance
Let me tell you now
Cultivation, gene splicing, Polonation
USDA regulation, investigations, Fertalization
nutrition, Farmer
Associations

All we are saying is give peas a chance...
All we are saying is give peas a chance...

Ev'rybody's talking about
Cantalope, Asparagus, coconut,
corn cobs,  watermelon,
grape vines,  Apple Orchards
strawberry, soybeans,
Brocali, cauliflower
cauli, cauli, flower

All we are saying is give peas a chance...
All we are saying is give peas a chance...