You Annoy Me

        (Sung to "You Oughta Know", by Alanis Morissette and Glen Ballard)
           (Copyright (C) 1995 MCA Music Publishing)

        Parody Lyrics by Jason Caminiti
                        Copyright (C) 1995 ROTFLOL

I want you to know that you're annoying me
I wish nothing but, laryngitis for your voice
Should I let you have tea
Is it evil of me
Should I shoot you just before, dinner
Is it my sanity
And what about your baby
Will she be annoying just like her mother?

'Cause the songs that you wrote and now sing
Aren't able to justify for me to step aside, no
And every time you speak your words
Do you know that nothing can save me
Until you die, 'til you die
But you're still alive

Chorus:
And you're there to remind me
Of that voice you have when you sing your songs
It's not fair to annoy me
I can hardly bear when you sing to me
You, You, You, annoy me

You think you're so swell, your voice is beautiful
I don't agree with you, I thought you should know
Did you forget about me Mrs. I love only me
I hate to shoot you in the middle of dinner
It was a slap in the face, when I first heard your voice
Are you thinking of me when you squeel

'Cause the songs that you wrote and now sing
Aren't able to justify for me to step aside, no
And every time you speak your words
Do you know that nothing can save me
Until you die, 'til you die
But you're still alive

Chorus:
And you're there to remind me
Of that voice you have when you sing your songs
It's not fair to annoy me
I can hardly bear when you sing to me
You, You, You, annoy me


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 'Cause the songs that you played that annoy me won't go away
And I hope you fade
As soon as you make another album, and you'll blow it
And every time you try you'll fail to make a comeback
I hope you feel it...well can you feel it?

Chorus:
And you're there to remind me
Of that voice you have when you sing your songs
It's not fair to annoy me
I can hardly bear when you sing to me
You, You, You, annoy me