+------------------------------------------------------+ | "The Edge of the Bell Curve" | | by | | Brandon N. Schory, David Halperin, and Ian E. Muller | +------------------------------------------------------+ Am E Laying here, holding you so near Am G D pleasant visions in my head Am E you whisper in my ear, "please excuse me dear" Am G D and then you climb out of bed C D G and when I realize you're gone C D G I turn to see you spinning on and on C B7 gently pushing back the dawn G C Am D Somewhere at the end of the bell curve G C D G is the girl for me G C Am D Somewhere at the end of the world G C D G is the girl for me Am E Reading by the light of her flashlight Am G D I wonder why she's up so late Am E Too bad the story won't end right Am G D Work my self up and ask her for a date C D G She loves it more than Ender's Game C D G I wish that our tastes were the same C B7 And to think I love her without knowing her name G C Am D Somewhere at the end of the bell curve G C D G is the girl for me G C Am D Somewhere at the end of the world G C D G is the girl for me Bm Em Well now my compiler is running Bm G And I need something else to do Bm Em This I'll go and read something funny Em D(on eighths) Today's comic is about, well here no let me tell you Am E When my day is going slow Am G D As my life keeps draging on Am E She would repel out-side my window Am D D Cat-6 dangling on the lawn C D G She said she'd like to take me a-way C D G From the ordinary and the grey C B7 And have a new ad-venture everyday G C Am D Somewhere at the end of the bell curve G C D G is the girl for me G C Am D Somewhere at the end of the world G C D G is the girl for me G C Am D Somewhere at the end of the bell curve G C D G is the girl for me G C Am D Somewhere at the end of the world G C D G is the girl for me +--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------+ | "The Edge of the Bell Curve" by Brandon N. Schory, David Halperin, Ian E. Muller | | is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-Share Alike 3.0 Unported License. | | This work was based in part on work by Randall Munroe at xkcd.com. | | For more information about this liscense, please visit: | | http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-sa/3.0/ | +--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------+