Some adequate quotes

"Before you put on a frown, make absolutely sure
 there are no smiles available."
	--Jim Beggs

"Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time." 
	--Steven Wright

"The ability to simplify means to eliminate the unnecessary
 so that the necessary may speak."
	--Hans Hofmann

"Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's
 opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation."
	--Oscar Wilde

"Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but
 wish we didn't."
	--Erica Jong

"Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied
 even to prayer." 
	--Mark Twain

"Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened."
	--Dr. Seuss

"A friend is one that knows who you are, understands where you have
 been, accepts what you have become, and still gently allows you to grow."
	-- William Shakespeare

"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build 
 bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce 
 bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning."
	--Rich Cook 

"We come to love, not by finding a perfect person,
 but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly."
	--Angelina Jolie

 The best part about procrastination is that you are never bored,
 because you have all kinds of things that you should be doing.

 The sum of society's intelligence is less than the average of it's
 individual parts.

 Whoever said there is no such thing as a stupid question has
 never worked in customer service.

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