"Before you put on a frown, make absolutely sure
there are no smiles available."
"Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time."
"The ability to simplify means to eliminate the unnecessary
so that the necessary may speak."
"Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's
opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation."
"Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but
wish we didn't."
"Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied
even to prayer."
"Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened."
"A friend is one that knows who you are, understands where you have
been, accepts what you have become, and still gently allows you to grow."
-- William Shakespeare
"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build
bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce
bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning."
"We come to love, not by finding a perfect person,
but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly."
The best part about procrastination is that you are never bored,
because you have all kinds of things that you should be doing.
The sum of society's intelligence is less than the average of it's
Whoever said there is no such thing as a stupid question has
never worked in customer service.