"A computer once beat me at chess,
but it was no match for me at kickboxing."
-- Emo Philips
"I never bother to memorize anything I can look up."
-- Albert Einstein
"Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication."
-- Leonardo DaVinci
"Be who you are and say what you feel, because
those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind."
-- Dr. Seuss
"Almost every wise saying has an opposite one,
no less wise, to balance it."
When you get upset, remember it takes 42 muscles to frown,
and only 4 to extend your middle finger.
There are 10 types of people in this world;
those who understand binary and those who don't.
Jesus loves you. Then again, so does Barney.