Best Quotes EVER

"A computer once beat me at chess,
 but it was no match for me at kickboxing."
	-- Emo Philips

"I never bother to memorize anything I can look up." 
 	-- Albert Einstein

"Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication."
	-- Leonardo DaVinci

"Be who you are and say what you feel, because
 those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind."
	-- Dr. Seuss

"Almost every wise saying has an opposite one,
 no less wise, to balance it."
	--George Santayana 

 When you get upset, remember it takes 42 muscles to frown,
 and only 4 to extend your middle finger.

 There are 10 types of people in this world;
 those who understand binary and those who don't.

 Jesus loves you. Then again, so does Barney.

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